Archive for December, 2007

23andme.com

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

spit kitYup, you heard that us humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes and all that. 23andme.com is offering a personal genetic analysis. You pay a cool $999,00 and you get a personalized kit with instructions on how to “spit” in plastic cup and send it back to them for analysis. What can they tell you? How about what diseases you are prone to, what traits you got from which relative, or will you be fat by 40?. Sound crazy? This guy feels great about it enough to write a play by play on his experience using this service. I must admit I feel tempted to try it.

Ka-shing!!! The Richest Man In Asia is worth $23 Billion

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

ka-shing“Li Ka-shing is the richest man in Asia and the ninth richest person in the world, and owner of an appropriate rich guy last name. His wealth is valued at $23 billion” and he recently decided to drop 60 million for a piece of Facebook. What a cheap ass! I also read that he dresses “modestly”. When you run out of money next time, just say his name three times. Watch the money pour in.  Can anyone get this guy to introduce China to greener technologies?  I noticed his portfolio pretty much pollutes the earth.

 

In The Future, Google Will Find YOU Anywhere.

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Yesterday a friend of mine said: “Whoever invents a device that will find your keys or cellphone will be the next billionaire.” This comments sparked a brainstorm on how it would work around the house. I lose my keys on the way out of my apartment often and ‘bitch’ about it.

This idea is not new however and it will likely not be Joe Smoe in a Cupertino garage who builds this technology, rather it might be our friend, or foe, Google.

Several industry folks are discussing this topic after learning that Google is closely looking at H3TEC, a company that is working on detection technology designed to locate “anything, anywhere.” It is out of a sci-fi book because the inventor got the idea from the “Tricoder”, a detection device in the old Star Trek series. He built his own. Check out some of the applications suggested:

  • Homeland Security (all over the world)
  • Medical Applications (cancer and tainted food)
  • Natural Resources (oil and gas, and minerals; currently, we are very active in this field)
  • Military Theater (mapping battle grounds, patrolling, and base safety)
  • Intermountain Bomb Removal Squad (currently testing)
  • Airborne Sensors (flying over hazardous and remote areas, including HAZMAT)
  • Shipping, Airport Security
  • Peace Officers (officer safety, drug detection, and detection of the precursor chemicals used to manufacture methamphetamine)

How do you locate drugs and bombs? Apparently this technology can track atoms. NO JOKE! This could change our world quickly.

 

So, ask yourself, is Google your friend or your foe. At least ask yourself “what do they want to do with this?” Either way, I suppose I would rather have Google own this than the Department of Homeland Security, but they will get their hands on it anyway. Oh boy.

 

On a more lighthearted note, today someone revealed plans Google has to help you find your keys. They want to use RFID technology to track your possessions. Although I hate loosing keys, something about this makes me feel uneasy. It is a step closer to the “Idiocracy” idea. I think I would rather rant and swear as I try to find my keys. It is more human.

 

Watch “Idiocracy” the movie.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Idiocracy, the movieI watched “Idiocracy” (2006) starring Luke Wilson last night and I thought it was brilliant. I feel compelled to tell everyone how important it is to watch it. I hadn’t heard of Idiocracy until recently. It apparently slipped under the cracks and spent maybe a few days on the big screen, however, it screams “hit comedy.” Have you heard of it? I am not the only one late on this movie either. Another blogger on November 23rd 2007, just over a week ago from now said:

“I have watched the movie Idiocracy 3 times in the past week with 3 different groups of people. The appeal of this movie is startling and surprisingly broad.”

I would give you the link to his blog but he almost tells the whole movie so trust me, I’m player helping. This is that blog if you really want to search for it.

It is a satire on corporate driven American culture that takes place in the year 2550. The human characters, whose IQ is a 10th of ours, have been “dummed-down” by the corporate/entertainment media. Director Mike Judge throws an anvil at our corporate hyped media culture and its sponsors with this flick. My first day after watching it, I noticed people on the street that reminded me of characters from Idiocracy, and that is a bad thing.

I was not the only one affected this way too. The same blogger from above put it this way:

“The next morning after watching this movie, I woke up and watched the Packer game, and realized how regardless of Idiocracy’s exagerrated ridiculousness, we may not be that far off from such a world if we’re not careful. Watching a football game is an endless string of sponsors (Coors Light NFL on Fox, sponsored by ______, ________, and the official sponsor of _______) and advertising plugs, of which I can’t even remember. There was an official beer of the NFL, an official car, everything! Somehow in real life, it wasn’t as funny.”

I read this article today about this year’s top interet searches and it made me think about it in a similar way. We live in ridiculous times ladies and gentlemen.

The peculiar thing about this movie is the way 20 Century Fox handled its release. You be the judge, watch the movie, its message is powerful in my opinion. I’d say Fox would have “reasons” to not want to support the release of this movie- by contract they were obligated to release it however.

Listen to this NPR piece on Idiocracy. Go rent it now, but don’t watch the trailer, it is a dumbed-down version of the movie.